Wodehouse Wednesday

A weekly dose of the British humorist P.G. Wodehouse

“His niece Angela was a pretty girl, with fair hair and blue eyes which in their softer moments probably reminded all sorts of people of twin lagoons slumbering beneath a southern sky. This, however, was not one of those moments. To Lord Emsworth, as they met his, they looked like something out of an oxy-acetylene blowpipe. ”
—“Pig-Hoo-o-o-o-ey!”, Blandings Castle and Elsehere